There are a few of us lurking around who actually use Twitter to type our every single thought, without considering whether it makes sense or not. Sometimes they can be a little bit boring. For example, after I'd typed my blog the other day I went straight onto Twitter and said, "I just blogged." Other times they actually mention something of vital importance that really make you question your ideas such as when PhilsLion said, "I never understood the whole 'putting socks in pairs' thing. Do you like the fruity scent or something?" And other times they make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Those are always the best ones. So here are a few of my favourite Tweets that I either don't understand at all or were so irrelevant to everything that they were actually extremely funny to read.
December 26th 2009: JenMuffin_X "Kiss my ar...tichoke!"
October 1st 2009: ENTERSHIKARI "I just blew up a vacuum cleaner"
September 7th 2009: travisrclark "For those of you who are genuinely worried about me biting my legs to see if they taste like jello, know that I was kidding but you rule hah"
August 28th 2009: CamillaOBrien "I'm building Hogwarts out of lego."
August 14th 2009: AmazingPhil "i dreamed i went to the dentist and my teeth were fine. and i went home. what a waste of a dream. I want my money back D;"
July 9th 2009: iamjonwalker "Good morning, I almost just stepped on a rattlesnake."
July 5th 2009: riandawson "Pretty soon I will be living an episode of '24.' Sort of. Okay not really, but I will make @jackalltimelow call me Keifer"
June 23rd 2009: AlexAllTimeLow "@riandawson has pee-pee hands!"
May 20th 2009: AllenMurphyEIP "Horoscope: Your worst fears will be confirmed when bigfoot becomes your stepfather"
May 13th 2009: PerculiarPenny "Yuck!! I just squirted soap up my nose!!"
April 22nd 2009: theboywholived "Quiddich training in half an hour, buggered."
April 10th 2009: wethedan "travis is in a weird mood. He's outside right now trying to challenge everyone to a cage fight yelling "never back down!". weirdo"
April 8th 2009: brendonuriesays "@TheSpencerSmith mine too. the lost city has been found in my bathroom"
January 19th 2010: MrsStephenFry "Sounds like Stephen's having all sorts of fun with his rubber duck up there. I do hope he has a bath afterwards."
Oh, who knew you could read such witty things in only 140 characters.
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