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Tuesday, 14 April 2009

Smells Like Chicken.

I do not have a good sense of smell and I have never claimed to either. To be completely honest I am nearly devoid of this particular sense but sometimes I can smell things. I know, it sounds crazy. I mean who can smell things? That's just weird.

Anyway, Today my sense of smell has been on high alert. Right now I can smell some kind of fly spray that is the kind that smells strangely like permanent marker and one that, if smelt too much, is likely to make me pass out. It's quite a pleasant smell really. And I also love the smell of petrol so I was very happy earlier when we pulled up in a petrol station and I got to get out the car and put my apple core in the bin. But there was just something wrong... Something nasty.

I get travel sick. It's a fact that has plagued me for many years now and it used to be that I would have to roll down the window or get whoever was driving to stop the car so I could cough up my insides outside the car. I've noticed that people don't like it when you throw up in their cars.

And I thought it had passed. I went through a happy travelling time of my life when I rarely felt the need to shout 'STOP THE CAR OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!' Actually I've never said that. But you get what I mean. Sadly though it has come back. But to make things worse, it has spread. To the train! Mmm, I now get sick sometimes on the train too. In fact, I nearly faint aswell.

Bah. Travel sickness sucks. You know it.

2 comments:

  1. I don't remember what I was saying...

    Oh yeah! Cool.

    Elton and Emma are characters in a book, and she rejected him BAD.
    The book in question would be 'Emme' by Jane Austen. That's some good reading. Haha.

    Did you Google him yet? Did it come up with anything? Ooh, the suspense! I should just Google him myself but...nah.

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  2. Not much on They Clementer...

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