Z-Day: A Response To Camilla's Zombies.

Yes, one day it may just be that you open your front door, step out onto the porch and bend to pick up the milk only to realise that the milkman doesn't deliver on Tuesdays.

Or, one day you may open your front door, step out onto the porch, bend to pick up the milk and notice that the milkman's hand is still attatched to the bottle. Then you would look up to see that the rest of the milkman is also on your porch [spread around in various places], his body [head still included] looming over you. You also notice that the milkman has taking a rather strong liking to your arm. Strange, you say to yourself, I always thought he was a vegetarian...

Well perhaps he was. Perhaps he has turned to cannibalism after a nasty case of tax fraud or perhaps people, just perhaps Z-Day is upon us!

So what do you do? I use the case of the milkman [even though virtually nobody has milk delivered anymore] as an example to show how much a zombie apocalypse could affect our everyday life. To see this in more detail just watch Shaun Of The Dead [5 stars, my favourite film].

Anyway, we all need a plan. Camilla suggests a distraction although from my past experience Monopoly would not work for those who are brain dead as even I do not understand that game. So are any other board games to our advantage? No. They take too long to set up is that answer. But perhaps a good old game of Twister would make more sense. In fact it would work just spiffingly and I'll do a little role play to show you how:

Spinner dude: Dave, right hand green.
Dave the zombie: Uggh. [Picks arm that is no longer attatched to his body off the floor and puts it on green].

See, theoretically this would benefit us all as the zombies are practically guaranteed a win and that may take their minds off a little midnight snack...

To conclude, when Z-Day arrives get Twister at the ready. If you don't have Twister you are screwed!