Of All The Things In The World...

Perhaps the most annoying thing ever is when people unnecessarily shout down the phone and then they say it's because they're on the phone. Genius excuse... I think not. Well, I'm sorry I didn't realise that everyone who owns a phone is partially deaf and needs to be shouted at. Did you catch that?

Another thing that greatly frustrates me is when someone asks you something and when you go to answer them they start up another conversation with somebody else. This usually leads me to make some extremely sarcastic comment. I'm a very sarcastic person.

As you may have guessed this blog is my way of ranting about everything that annoys me. This is not actually true because if I really did type a blog about everything that annoys me it may take you about a year to read...

I'll start with the 'normal' things that generally annoy everyone:

What about when someone borrows something from you and then doesn't bother giving it back? You forget all about it and the one day when you go looking for this item you realise that you gave it to someone and five years on they are still 'using' it. That is quite frankly an abuse of kindness. Abuse!

Anything to do with lateness. Other people being late. Me being late [because it's usually not my fault. I'm nearly always early]. People failing to acknowledge that they've been late. People always being late. I just hate it! Okay, late has lost it's meaning.

When people expect you to do something because they're to lazy to do it themselves. Me: "Oh why don't you just type this blog for me?" Myself: "Because I have better things to do." Me: "Haha sucker! You are me and that means that you're already typing this blog!" Myself: "Darn." Please ignore that.

And now onto some things that probably shouldn't annoy me but do:

Skipping. I don't know why. I can skip for a while and then I realise that what I'm doing is actually completely pointless. And besides, skipping ropes come in different lengths and I usually embarrass myself by taking one that is far too long.

When someone has sauce on their food and then when they've finished there is a big sauce mark spread across the plate. It just bothers me. If a plate has no food it should be clean.

When people bite sellotape. Eww, that's disgusting! What were scissors made for?... Cutting sellotape. So use them!

Stained glass windows. Windows are for the purpose of looking outside. Stained glass windows make me see red! See what I did there? Huh? Huh? Okay, I'll shut up.

Yes, and those were just a few things that annoy me.