Blatant Favouritism.

I had no idea that favouritism was spelt like that. It makes sense though. I guess I just say it funny...

I think we can all agree that there aren't many people in the world who can say they have animals that seem to be humans trapped in an animals body. It's just not really logical and some would say it's theoretically impossible... I think that I may beg to differ.

My family have a pet dog. Her name is Honey and we got her from a Rescue Home. She is possibly the laziest dog in existence, she's extremely greedy and she sleeps most of the day. All normal dog characteristics. However, sometimes she looks at me with this strange human awareness in her eyes and it's almost like she's telling me ''Holly, you're an idiot'' which I am but a dog isn't supposed to know that!

Anyway, that's not really the point. So, we've established that my dog is actually an old lady in a dog's body but seriously that gives her no right to patronize me. Yes, in a way you could say that my dog is a bully.

She ignores me all day, even when I talk to her.
She only pays me any attention when I a) have food, b)let her sleep on the sofa and c) am about to take her for a walk.
And she does this to everyone else too. With one exception...

My mum only has to call her name once and she comes trotting over, wagging her tail. The injustice. How is it fair that my own dog thinks she has the right to ignore me? It isn't I tell you! I will find a way around this and when I do Honey will pay me attention even when I don't have biscuits...